April 20-May 21
Well, the holidays are upon you, but your sign is all about being prepared so the gifts have been bought, the liquor cabinet is stocked, the Christmas cards have been sent and you’ve accepted the invitations to wine, dine, relax and enjoy great food, cocktails and most of all the people that you love. This is a story that could be on TV. Part of all these wonderful comforts is because you’ve loosen up those purse strings, or maybe someone pried open your wallet but try and relax its only money. Look, this only happens once a year and if only takes spending some money to make someone’s day then why not run with it. It would be great if you could get away for the holidays but if you can’t then open your home to family and friends so that you can breathe in the love, just be somewhat discriminating with the invitation list. You’re going to need to be careful driving whether it’s not doing the speed limit or having a fender bender, you need to pay attention to where your going and not let that mind of yours get into any day dreaming. Be careful of putting a hammer in your hand, sharp objects and burns or inflammation. Make sure you blow out those candles and there could be some minor problems with the furnace, hot water heater or stove. Try and be as patient as possible as some people will test your strengths so learn to count to 10 or take a long deep breath. With Jupiter the planet that gives one good judgment in a negative pattern be careful with how much you eat and drink. Also, there are some new people around that are proposing new opportunities to you but while you may want to believe in them you need to step back and understand it’s not what they can do for you, it’s about what you can do for them so get facts not respond to the polishing of your ego. While you’re satisfied with what you’ve accomplished this year, you can no longer put off the many changes that need to be implemented for you to move on to greater potentials especially in your career. It’s something that you’ve been needing to do for the last 6 months so you’ve had plenty of warning that the time and space that you have been rooted in is about to go through major flexible transitions which in time you will be in accord with so, try not to hesitate or be apprehensive with the word change. It’s just a new security blanket to wrap around you only this one is made of cashmere instead of wool. Change things up this year, dress up and get out for New Years to a formal social event to ring in 2018 with the new horizons that are before you. It is time to let go of 2017 and through your deliberate choices ingest a new era of concepts.
May 21-June 20
You may think that you’ve going through time warp this month because the outside world seems to be testing your every thought. You should be used to this by now because every year at this time many of what we call the personal planets are in opposition to your planets. Be assured that you’re not at fault here, it’s just that people begin to test you’re resolve so your twin needs to come out and tell them to back off in a tactful way. Because it’s the holidays everyone wants you to be the sacrificial lamb and work longer hours as well as cancel your plans so that they can be free and clear of work. The planet Saturn has been opposing your sign for about the last 2 years, but it will head for the exit on December 19th. So, until it leaves this negative configuration will cause the outside world to continue to try and smother you with many unanswered questions that bring further tension, anxiety and frustration. Feelings of depression are easily accommodated so having the freedom to do what you want and when you want is therapeutic. For those that are married or in a relationship give them this message or tell them to put on their bullet proof vest whether they are the guilty party or not. Even going out to the stores to buy gifts can be a very challenging experience. I could say take a deep breath and try to center yourself but it might be better to have a good stiff drink. It’s only natural to get stressed out but in doing so you may become a little absent minded so you might want to make a list of the things you need to do. Once you’re in your own personal environment you can do what you do best and that’s your natural desire to talk and say what you’re feeling and thinking to those that care for you. This, is one of the more important aspects of the month to be around people in which you feel comfortable with as well as have a conversation with. Go to the gym or get out and run or even do some yoga that’s going to get you back into your body so that you’re ready to party and play some games. If those around you are smart they will let you break all the rules. Harsh realities coming from every corner of life so try and put up some boundaries so that you can turn the crisis into a moment of growth. Take a good look at who or what is causing these problems and try to separate yourself from them. If there’s any leftover residue you can relieve this built up physical and mental tension through sexual expression and that’s something you’re an expert at. Uranus the planet of liberation is upon you in a very positive way, so let your urge to free the future from the inertial domination of the past can begin to transcend.
June 21-July 21
Slowly the foundations in your life are beginning to smooth out but there are still a few glitches that will suddenly cause you to do some back pedaling. For the last year you have been thrust into unwanted changes that have close important chapters in your life. This has brought about stress and frustration as you have been working to move on into a new paradigm which is moving you forward in a step by step process. Work will begin to slow down to give you a little more freedom to enjoy your personal life. Normally this time of year the past gets a chance to occupy your life for a few weeks. It may be chance meeting or actual invitations but it’s going to feel good to see old friends and realize not much has change except for a few more lines of life on their face. While the holidays bring non-stop laughter there are some people that are just going to rub you the wrong way. It’s just that when you go to a party there will guests that would not be on your list to invite. It’s an excellent time to get out of town and enjoy the warm sun, sandy beaches and drinks that are served with an umbrella in them. This month is all about you and what you desire to do. There are many around you that support, assist and are an antidote with what you want to materialize in your life. With Mars the planet of action upon you, it’s time to start major projects in your life that provide liberation to the status quo. Maybe it’s time for a new car, home, job or just purging what presently exists in your life and opening a new non-linear matrix. It’s just that you need a little more liberation in your life not suffocation. Just as a new year is on the horizon so is the direction in your life. Many of the things that have been lacking are slowly materializing to give you greater security personally and professionally. If your single there are going to be people around you that want to get you know you inside and out, so you need to invite them into your life. It’s time to take your concepts and formulate them into a sentence.
July 22-August 22
You need to be flexible this month because nothing is going to be in a chronological order. That’s because the planet Uranus which deals with unexpected changes is here to bring you some wonderful surprises. It’s all about the future so it’s a time replace the old and outdated with the latest in technology. You can start with a new I-phone and go on to a 65-inch 4k television. The more impulsive you are the better, so you need to be spontaneous and shoot from the hip. The planet Saturn takes one roadblock after another and tosses them aside. This will help loosen you up and get you away from the monotony so that sudden changes can fabricate new ingredients into your life. It’s the holidays so why not go out after work with co-workers because you just might find that you have more in common with certain people than you thought. You may want to buy yourself your own Christmas present that way you get exactly what you want. Even though there are a few problems you will get your share of attention and either you’re doing a lot of talking or else the Smart phone is alive and well in your life. Sports venues play a positive role so maybe your team is giving you something to root for or someone gives you tickets to a hockey game. You’re getting more than your share of romance and if you are single this is a great month to step out and be seen but you may want to dress like the king or queen that you are. While you may be invited by friends to certain holiday functions you may be sharing the evening as well as breakfast with the new love of your life. Those of you that are in a relationship may find a proposal of marriage. Certainly, the holidays can be burdensome in the respect that work, and play interfere with your freedom to enjoy life to the fullest but play you will. This is a great time to evaluate the course you’re on in life. You may be happy with conditions at work but if you’re not then it’s people that you know that can help you move on to another job that brings out more of your intrinsic potentials. The universal reality in which you reside is becoming more progressive as you begin to identify with a new series of illuminations that release true creative expression from the individual self.
August 23-September 22
You are the critic of the Zodiac and more than any other sign you are discriminating and thus are the trouble shooter. You’re a perfectionist and can deliver the objective truth but you need to wait until others ask for your opinion. Others may not like your analysis but it’s an honest one that’s given through the examination of facts not feelings. You need to switch gears this month and try and relax and do things you want to do not what others demand that you do. It’s time to get away from your routines and get out and accept invitations to social venues. With Jupiter the planet of truth and expansion as well as joy and happiness staying at home is not an option. All you must do is step out the door and the farther out the door you go the more expanded the joy, laughter and love you will receive. We all know that you may feel somewhat uncomfortable with social situations but it’s the holidays and your friends want to see you. Just call an ally to go with you and have a couple of drinks to loosen up. You need to understand you’re filled with information that needs to be expressed and plus there are going to be people there that have been wanting to meet you and not just to talk business. Be prepared to break all rules with your nutritional intake as you enjoy these opulent moments. You can get back to working out and better nutrition next month. You may even feel that you’re at a meeting of the Mensa society, so there are all kind of brain cells wherever you go. I do think that if you are looking to move beyond a relationship that you are contained within or even looking for a relationship you cannot afford to sit on the lazy boy and watch TV or this opportunity to meet someone that can turn your life inside out will pass by. There may be people from the past that cross your path but just keep walking or maybe run so that the past doesn’t occupy your presence. It’s a time for a new direction because you’ve got a lot of territory to start exploring with business as well as your personal life. Because Saturn is in a negative aspect, try not to push others into what you think they should be doing because there could be disastrous consequences. New channels of expressions can be released if you start making a concerted effort to free yourself from the physiological and psychological leashes.
September 23-October 22
I could say you need to watch spending money this month but that would go in one ear and out the other. Just try and spend some of it on yourself. Uranus the planet of the future is in an opposition to your sign so try not to let others push your buttons. You don’t have to surrender to what others want from you. Pick and choose with whom you want to be with. Your sign is all about loved ones and friends and that’s where your paycheck is going. Getting together with family and seeing those that hold your heart is what makes you a very happy camper. The holidays can bring more than what you expect if you give in to those impulsive moments. You seem to be spread awfully thin this month which can just zap your energy level and bring little sleep. You may even be under the gun as far as work is concerned in trying to bring everything to a conclusion before you jump on that plane or in the car to head home for the holidays. You may want to do your shopping on line so that you have a larger time frame to get other things done. People are pulling on you to go out for dinner or go to a holiday party and because you dislike being alone you surrender to doing what other people want you to do so you need to prioritize your time or learn to say no, good luck with that. Finally on Christmas Eve you get a chance to relax and let your senses enjoy the sensual and aesthetic gratifications of life. Now your life is being brought back into a balanced state because of the comfort and security that another person is providing as well as the fulfilling of your physical desires. It’s time to resurrect your thought forms into making changes with your job or your home because you have reached the end of a karmic cycle and it’s time to bring forth a new organic program of life. You are the sign of love which brings death to the singleness of life but that which emerges becomes more radiant than the Sun.
October 23-November 21
You’re going to think that you’re in some Disney animation movie because of the many experiences of joy and happiness that will cause you to think you’re dreaming. Well you’re not it’s just that your hard work to be a good human being is being justly rewarded with nothing but great karma. This may be the best holiday ever. This is because Jupiter the planet of opportunities and laughter has moved into your sign wanting you to experience abundance in all areas of your life. Relationships are reaching a pinnacle of oneness so there may be a proposal of some sort with your personal path with another or even a business venture. You’re going to be on everyone’s party planner so do some personal shopping and update that sorry looking wardrobe. It’s also time to increase the parameters of your life in some way so it’s a great time to travel, sign up for school or think about materializing certain aspirations that need to get off the shelf and put into motion. There’s not too much that you’re not capable of getting done this month because you have others cooperating with you, plus you have excellent judgement and know what you desire to fabricate into your life. With no fears and what appeared to be boundaries disappearing with a snap of your finger the excitement of renewal becomes very appealing. Pay raises, promotion become your reward because of your ethical dedication to work. This is just the beginning stage of empowering yourself into many new spheres of your life. You can thank the planet Mars which empowers you to go after what you want, need and desire in life and to not take no for an answer. You may want to step out of your environment after Christmas and seek the warm waters of the ocean and bathe your soul in these sacred grids in which their vibratory rates will cause you to resonate with the primordial elements. You are a very deep and passionate about satisfying your physical as well as intellectual desires and this month life will reward you for your determination in materializing this substance. The holidays are upon you but this month instead of receiving you become the dispenser of spiritual food.
November 22-December 21
Happy Birthday and Solar Return to a sign that understands the cryptic whispers of the gods. The key this month is staying grounded for the planet Neptune wants you to think with your feelings instead of being objective so that you can be whisked away to a world of false fabrication. This is the planet of illusion, but it can be very clever with it’s magic so just be aware. It also rules drugs and alcohol so have a cup of coffee before you leave the party. Understand I didn’t say you couldn’t have a cocktail but just make sure you eat and watch how much your consuming. Because it’s your birthday and you just don’t have a few friends you have a tribe of people that want to take you to dinner or throw you a party. These are people that you share common denominators with which is seeking the truth, loyalty that goes beyond written contracts and an IQ that would take others several lifetimes to achieve. You are going to be very busy this month which is a good thing because it does pay the bills but it doesn’t compromise many of the exciting social venues that will get your heart racing. You may want to think about joining new groups or working with others on joint ventures that are not part of normal work patterns for this could lead to greater and exciting formats that you could incorporate within your professional life. Your investments should start showing dramatic but sudden profits. The planet Mars causes a strong animal magnetism this month, so passions run very high, but the thirst is realized. This same energy causes you to be driven so that you begin to plan your next move that pushes every aspect of your being to its outer limits for you understand fully that you are on a journey and you want to experience every aspect of being human. Your health is much better now so that you can get back out there and enjoy the physical aspects of life. Your marriage or the relationship you’re in becomes more liberated and substantive so that it’s time for that vacation or drawing up plans to expand the home or even buy a new home or car. A better understanding of the sacrifice and the renunciation of each of the selves so that the magic is renewed.
December 22-January 19
This month you need to have control because there are too many things that are suddenly changing the course of your day. It’s good to be flexible in adapting to change but not a time to be impulsive or spontaneous which leads to reckless behavior. So, take a deep breath and calm down so that you flow with the excitement of change. Once you understand that it’s the holidays not work days then your days and nights become much more absorbed with laughter and great conversations. There may be some major announcements within the family that make you the proud parent or maybe it’s within your own life, like a pay raise or promotion. Obviously, you will see and hear from people that have been away for some time but it will seem like it was just yesterday that they were standing in front of you. Make sure you have a list in your hand when you go shopping because this is not a time to shoot from the hip in financial matters. Get out and attend parties, remember it’s time for pleasure and to relax with friends and loved ones. If you’re single and older you have a good chance of meeting someone who is single and younger so it’s time to break the rules of the status quo and buy that person a drink not a cup of coffee. You’ve accomplished a lot this year not only in your personal life but also with your job which has been a painstaking effort on your part. You’re a sign of perfection and there are still things that are in your life that need to be purged so you need to continue to analyzed personal issues and simply get rid of those elements that no longer serve a definitive purpose in your life. Travel to areas that border salt water are a must and like I said relationships can change the status quo of your life so be open to the arms of another. With the planet Mars which deals with being assertive and challenging yourself you need to starting thinking about ushering new patterns into your life that give you more freedom. It’s time to break away from present objectives and be the pioneer and explore new goals. Last of all get yourself signed up at the gym and start putting that body of yours back into motion.
January 20-February 18
This should be a very exciting month for you. Other than your social life becoming very demanding and being a little too generous with your holiday spending the month brings quality time. You’re a very original person so what’s different this year than last year that gives a fresh look to the holidays? Well, maybe you’ve made a major move, got the promotion you wanted or gotten married, engaged or started a family. In other words, your achievements have brought fulfillment. You have solidly established yourself. Even though there are plenty of things to do around town and people to see you may jump in the car or a plane and get away for the holidays, lucky you. Actually the more that you change up the holidays the more exciting it will be. While you spend your money wisely because quality is important, you seem to be taking on Santa’s role with all the presents you’re giving out. You don’t seem to have a whole lot of time to sit still with family and friends to see, parties that won’t quit coming and social events like concerts and movies to go to. Your thirst for the sense of adventure and to do things that is always away from the mainstream seems to be acting out more than ever this month. You are a sign that doesn’t need resolutions to make changes for you can shoot from the hip every hour so that the sense of adventure is always on the tip of your tongue. I could say your sign is a gift from creation because you act as a cornerstone in breaking out of a fixed orbital energy grid which then allows you to open time warps than cause you to create a new genetic mapping not only for yourself but those that follow your lead. Even though your very busy this month your already thinking about what needs to be purged or let go of in your life as well as what needs to be created. Things that you’ve been thinking about that will give you greater freedom and put more money in the bank. It might be time to sell off some of your investments. Because Mars the planet of war wants to confront you be prepared that certain people will be annoying and somewhat aggravating. You don’t need anyone demanding that you do this or that. Finally, the love life becomes enhanced as your senses become invigorated which then stimulate your desires.
February 19-March 19
The one thing you do not want to do this month is be alone. So, those of you that have Pisces friends need to remember that it’s time to give back to those that have and will always be there for you. As long as you open up that door and embraced the outer world there will be friends, loved ones and family members that can’t get enough of you. They will create a certain amount of stability and security and give you greater self-confidence so make sure you say yes to every invitation. But work and the same old problems you’ve had there seem to be wearing thin with you. Look for longer hours and people at work not cooperating with you especially those in power. You become a prisoner of a paycheck. So, it’s time to eat and drink beyond your normal consumption levels; you’re not going to be getting yourself in any kind of trouble it’s just time to let down your hair and relax in the company of friends. A relationship begins to have a definitive path so, don’t start second guessing the person that holds your heart. There is a genuine opportunity here that deals with the embracing of love. Now because you do have Mercury the planet of communication and Venus which deals with friends and love in a negative aspect there is going to be some jealousy and envy because you are joined at the hip with another and they aren’t. I think that the coming year will dispose upon you those things that you have always wished for. The chemistry is now being created within you so that in a very short time you will dwell in another environment. It’s just that the frequency of your modulation is beginning to blow out those existing light bulbs which shows that life as you know is interfering with your higher reprogramming, but you will take a stance and change so that your new world can unfold. Just as there is a count down on New Year’s Eve you are counting down the days until the cocoon you’re in releases you into a world you can breathe in. With Saturn moving into the sign of Capricorn on the 20th of December life, on every level will begin to polarize your path. The formless begins to adapt to your needs because your mind is slowly becoming transfigured so that you can now enjoy the bliss.
Horoscopes for December 2017
March 20-April 19
This month is all about being in a state of bliss as 5 major planets bless you with more than one opportunity. It’s going to be one invitation after another in which none of these should be refused so get ready to let loose and let the people in your life entertain you. The more impulsive you are the better and it’s time to socialize with people and at places that are outside the lines of your normal habit patterns. In seizing the moment, the holidays will prove to be memorable as well as gratifying. The key word this month is adventure. Look to meet new people that will play an exciting role in your future whether as a new friend or relationship. If you are in a relationship then you will be making commitments to others that bring definition and security. We all have friends that will try and tell you what you should do but in following that kind of thinking you might just find yourself sitting around at a party in which others are talking about subjects that will put you to sleep so accept invitations in which there will be a lot of noise and that you must put on those dancing shoes. Bending the rules will invigorate your senses. I would suggest strongly that you have a designated driver or take a cab because you might not know when to slow down and have a cup of coffee instead of doing more jello shots. Try and get your shopping done as soon as possible because it’s not a time to shoot from the hip with buying presents and make sure you save as well as get gift receipts. We all eat and drink too much over the holidays so relax because you will get back to the gym next month. Because your attention span is short you may need a daily planner. Forgetting to pay bills or remembering appointments may go to the back burner of your mind. Go after what you want at this time because New Year’s resolutions are around the corner and your divine blueprint is about to undergo a new plan of action. You may be sitting on changing directions in your life and this month is a time to prepare the new outline that will move you forward with objectives and goals that are more satisfying. Boundaries fall as your consciousness expands and grows richer. Saturn which lines the walls of the living cells is causing the kundalini within you to ascend upward to bring about a self-renewal as well as spiritual rebirth.
Thomas Parsons PMAFA
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Thomas Parsons PMAFA, CAP
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